Inspired by MouseRocks group challenge
100 Ways to Kill Superman Challenge and
100 Ways to Kill Superman (The Final List) .
What would actually be in Michael's oft-quoted Lois Lane Manuel if canon Clark made such a book for Alt-Clark (after he found alt-Lois, of course)? Let me get us started...
Rule #1 - Never talk to Lois while making love. (you never know what stupid thing you say will cool her off.)
Rule #2 - Feed chocolate, often. More than once a day, preferably.
Rule #3 - Lois NEVER feels guilty.
Rule #4 - Always keep an eye on her, she's slippery.
