#60 - When Lois says that she doesn't need or want you around, that's usually when she needs you the most.

#61 - When Lois is being threatened, it is perfectly acceptable to keep watch over her apartment all night long. Chances are, she'll need you close at hand.

#62 - Exposing Lois to your Kryptonian birth-wife will bring out intense feelings of jealousy.

#63 - To bring Lois out of her shell and start the process of friendship building, simply take to the Smallville Corn Fest.
#63a - Frequent exposure to the elder Kents is good for Lois.

#64 - Do not expect Lois to automatically be happy for you when you are nominated for an award and she isn't.

#65 - Lois plays every game to win.

#66 - Ethics according to Lois: It is acceptable for her to x-ray your butt to check out your underwear. It is not acceptable for you to x-ray her butt to check out hers.


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Deadly Chakram

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