The Entire Martha and Lara Series If I leave anything out, let me know... ----------------------------
The Big Debut Lance Sharper: Hi! I'm a silly reporter with a somewhat pun-ish name! News Flash: Alt-Superman is Alt-Clark Kent, Alt-Lois Lane is alive, and they have kids! Their twin daughters are 16, and so is the author! (Though actually,it's really her *dad's* birthday!)
*Report is conveniently cut off before we ever learn what station--if any---lance works for.*
Mysteries of Life Lil' Twins: Dad, where do babies come from?
Alt-Clark: Uh.... *runs*
Lil' Twins: Great...he doesn't know either :rolleyes:
The Talk I & II Lil' David: Dad----
Alt-Clark: I know, I know--"where do babies come from," right? Well guess what; I'm finally prepared for that one! HAH!
Lil' David: Actually, I want to know what sodomy is.
Alt-Clark: Crap. Okay, just gimme a moment or two to fumble----
Lil' David: I want to know because my friend's dad said that aliens and humans don't mix. And he's really mean.
Alt-Clark: Ah. Well, sodomy is wrong, but we didn't do it. Now start asking normal questions!
Louissa and Mark: The New Adventures of the Hulk Twins: We are sad because our favorite show was ripped off the air----much like its real life counterpart.
Alt-Clark: Just go online and check out the Archive's alternate-universe doppleganger. Shows about reporters-who-are-really-superheroes are silly.
Now That's What I Call Art! (Twin)Lara Kent: Sis, you have weird taste in movies. I'm not letting you pick anymore.
(Twin)Martha Kent: Okay. Let's go beat up bad guys, then.
Bride of the Butcher David: Sis, you have weird taste in movies. I'm not letting you pick anymore.
(Twin) Martha Kent: What th-----?
L&C: Hi!
Alt-L&C: Hi!
HG Wells: Hi!
Tempus: Mpf!
David and Martha: ...Ok...
Revenge of the Bride of the Twelve Thirsty Butchers *Troy and Martha run off to see a bizarre movie*
David and Lara: That does it. Let's film some random stuff to make fun of her.
*later...*
Martha: You shot some random stuff. Cool!
Lara and David: H8!
Martha: 'Sok, I get the point. Wanna go watch some low-brow action flick with explosions, car-chases, and aliens who invade earth for pretty much no reason?
Lara and David: We love you.
And...that should be pretty much it! 
