Wherever You Will Go Clark: Lois, I'm going to New Krypton.
Lois: Let's make love before you go so I have something to remember you by.
Clark: Okay.
***
Lois: I'm pregnant, and it doesn't look like Clark's ever coming back! What am I going to do? *cries*
There's a knock on the door, so Lois answers it.
Lois: OMG! Clark, you're back!
Alt-Clark: I'm not your Clark, but H.G. Wells wants me to pretend to be for a while.
Lois: Okay. You can torture me by looking like my fiancé, and I can torture you by telling you all the great stuff you're missing by not having your Lois. But, hey, maybe you can find her.
H.G. Wells: It's time for you to go, Alt-Clark, but I'll give you time to say goodbye to the only parents you've ever known in the last 18 years. Lois, your Clark is coming back, but I'm not going to tell you when because I'm mean like that. Oh, and you should probably think up a way to explain Clark's disappearance again.
***
Clark flies home after a year on New Krypton to find Lois.
Lois (holding baby Kallie): Clark is it really you this time?
Clark: Yes, but... why are you holding a baby? Is that... ?
Lois: Yep, she's yours.
Kallie: *gurgle*
The End
Well, that was longer than I intended. But, hey, it's WAAY shorter than the story.
Sara
