Let's see what I can do... *lol* A Sister Would Know

Lois: Hey Luce! You'll never guess what Clark did today... Hey, by the way, why don't you come and have a few drinks with us?

Lucy: You bet!

Later...

Lois: Lucy, this is Clark. Clark, this is Lucy.

Lucy: Excuse-me, I need to go freshen up.

Shortly after, in the washrooms...

Lucy: Oh, my God he's so dreamy! But wait... The chin, the jaw line! Yes! Clark Kent is Batman!


Superman: Why is it that good villains never die?
Batman: Clark, what the hell are good villains?
=> Superman/Batman: Public Enemies