Hmm. That one didn't turn out to be very short, did it? Maybe I can do better this time...
Persephone\'s Return Clark: Jason Mazik wants me to kill you.
Lois: I've got an idea! Have Superman meet me at my place!
A few minutes later, at Lois's apartment:
Superman: OMG! She's dead!
Lois's note: I'm fine. I took a resurrection pill.
Superman: OMG! You're a genius.
Lois's note: P.S. I love Clark.
Superman: W00T!
That night...
Clark: I'm Superman...
The voices in Lois's head: That jerk!
Clark: ... and I love you, too.
The voices: Awww.
Clark: Lois, will you ma --
Lois: Clark, we haven't even dated yet.
Clark: Oh, right. I forgot that bit. Lois, will you go out with me?
Lois: Yeah, okay.
Clark: W00T!
*smoochies*
