Okay, I'm giving it a try as well.
Seven Seconds Lois: "Lex, why does Clark hate you?"
Lex: "Because I was nice to his wife you know what nice means, huh? I can be nice to you as well."
Lois: "Maybe later. But what do you say, Clark is married???"
Lex: "Not really, but you will think that, because I was smart enough to place some evidence."
Lois: "You are a bastard, Lex."
Lex: "Well, yeah. I like watching your fights with Mr. Kent. By the way, I'm going to marry you, Lois."
Clark storms in. "Over my dead body."
Lex: "I guess we can manage that." He pushes Clark down from LexTower.
Lois: "Try again, Lex. He's Superman. Sorry Lex, but the bad guy has to lose, you know the game. "
Lex: "Darn it."
