One Super Date:
Lois: I wuv Superman. I wewwy wewwy do. *melts into a puddle of WAFFY goo*
Clark: Lois? Hello? Remember me? Your loving partner? Hello? Lo-is?
Lois: Go away, Clark. I'm daydreaming about Superman.
Clark: Argh! I can't take it anymore!
That night...
Superman: Hey, baby. I just thought I'd float down from the heavens to grant you the honor of taking me out to dinner.
Lois: OMG! Yes! I wuv you!
Superman: You know, I don't have any money. But I'm sure you won't mind paying for my dinner. After all, I am Superman.
Lois: Uhm... sure. You bet. I wuv you!
Superman: I know. Doesn't everybody? I'm Superman. I'll pick you up on Saturday.
Saturday:
Superman: Sorry I'm late. I'm Superman.
Lois: No problem. I wuv -
All of Metropolis: Look! Superman took that woman out on a date! Let's gossip about her as if she wasn't even here!
Lois: Well, that sucks.
Superman: It happens a lot. I'm Superman.
Lois: It's worth it to be with you. I wuv -
All of Metropolis: Superman, while you're sitting here doing nothing in particular, can we have your autograph?
Superman: Sure thing! I love my public! I'm Superman!
Lois: What about me? Your date? I wuv -
Superman: Sorry, gotta go save the day. I'm Superman. *woosh*
Three hours later:
Lois: That's it. I'm leaving! That was the -
Thug: Superman's date? I'm going to kidnap you.
*Lois beats him up*
Lois: - worst date ever! What a jerk! I'm never going out with him again!
Clark: Well, that solves that problem. Now she hates Superman. I'm a genius!
