Chi, Beta :
Me: It's Beta Reader Appreciation Day. What single episode makes the least sense? ... Duh, "Chi Of Steel." Okay, I will write a story with a guardian angel named Beta who will come in, to save the day.
Beta: You don't need that comma in front of "to save the day."
Me: Oh, right. Thanks.
Beta: It's what I do.
Lois, Clark, et al: You faxed everything! We love you!
Beta: You mean "fixed," not "faxed."
L&C, etc.: We love you even more!
Beta: I'm just cool that way. Now to fly off and try to fix the New Krypton arc! ... Uhm, this could take a while.
*Beta is never heard from again.*
The end.
Beta: You should probably capitalize "end."
