Okies... last one. This is too funny!
All Weathered Out Lois: It's so hot outside!
Scientists: It's Superman's fault!
Judge: Superman, you can't be super anymore.
Mean Super-Villains: Yay! They're buying it, we will rule Metropolis!
Horrible train wreck. Superman saves the day. Temperature rises up, up and... away!
Mayor: Superman, leave Metropolis. Now!
Clark: Goodbye Lois.
Lois: Noooooo! Why? *cries* OMG! Clark? You're Superman!
Clark: Yes. Goodbye Lois.
Mean Super-Villains: Metropolis is ours! Let's drown everyone! *evil laugh*
Supporting cast of characters: It's the Superman Revenge Squad's fault! We will help save Superman! Flash, Aquaman, to the rescue!! Lois, call Superman, we need him back!
Lois: Martha, I know the secret. Tell Clark to come back. It's not his fault and I miss him sooooooo much! *almost cries*
*whoooosh*
Superman/Clark: You missed me? Really, really? For real and you're not kidding?
Lois: Yes, but go save the city first.
*whoooosh*
Justice League is born. Heroes save city. Mess is cleaned up.
Lois to Clark: I'm mad at you.
Clark: No you're not. *smooch* Really, seriously, you're so not mad at me. *smooch*
Lois: Ok, I'm not.
Clark: I love you.
Lois: I'm in love with you too.
*smoochies*
