Okay, here's a lame one:
The Eyes Unfettered Mayson: So should I pick you up on Friday for a weekend at my mountain cabin?
Lois's phone rings.
Clark eavesdrops, then answers, "Sorry, I'm not that kinda guy," while dropping an obvious hint for Lois.
Lois picks up that hint and marches him into the conference room.
Lois: You're Superman. I'm mad at you.
Clark starts to explain.
Lois: Oops! Gotta go meet a source. Come be my bodyguard, then you better explain.
Clark: Uh huh, sure.
