No, I don't see Martha and Jonathan switching either, except maybe Martha might not ever pose in the nude.
Yeah, maybe a blond wig would be good. Gentlemen seem to like blonds....
Contacts would never work. I remember reading a story (very good author) where one of our heroes wore contacts. They'd never work - how would one use one's heat vision without melting said contacts? I suppose Bernie could come up with something special, but I'd think they'd either diminish the power of the heat vision or if they have a hole in the middle of them the contacts could still be melted. Oh, I can see it - melt the contact and it falls out (wouldn't hurt the hero, you know) and somebody says, "Oh, wow, your eyes are really brown."
I've never heard of Hannah Montana, but hey, I used to watch 'HeMan'. Hehehehe...
Ah, hey, Queen of the Capes, I just re-read your first post. Imagine a premenstral or menstral Ms. Kent up against a bad guy. He'd head for the hills....
