**Note: Not leaving a chance of spelling that as Rigoletto, I copied and pasted the titles. BWAHA!**

*stomps on thems lousy crickets*

Woohoo! How I wish they'd gotten pizza instead. Of course, had they gotten pizza, they probably would have gotten the only one in all of Metorpolis outside of Suicide Slum with bad cheese. (Wait... isn't bad cheese an OXYMORON??)

I can't wait for the next bit! Poor Clark, I bet he won't be getting to sleep anytime soon wink

Ooooh, and did you find a site with all of those Lawyer Jokes, or do you just know a lot of them?

Mmm cheese.

I vid, therefor I am.

The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.

Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*