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You mean like that charcoal briquette next to the lunch table? <EW has just found her BBQ source behind a wall>
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quote:Oh dear. All that can’t be healthy for a pregnant woman.

<EW shows her true colors>
May I recommend Carol M’s Valley of the Shadow?

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PHIL: Sex slave? Yeah, I can do that.
CAT: Nanny and wet nurse.
PHIL: <finally realized why they recommend that males pack birth control when going on a repair trip at the Planet>
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Don't worry, he won't be around long enough to endanger anyone else any longer. /Points to Herb's visit coming up in May/
Hmm… add the plot point, carry the part…Should be another two years or so until it’s May laugh
BATMAN: She’s a big woman, we can share her.
LOIS: *Grown up*! Not ‘big’ mad

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quote:Oh dear. Perry?

I love how everyone jumps there, even though just before I wrote how Perry was standing with the Jimmy outside of the ambulance.
Oops?

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HERB: - But, Ms. Lane, she's his TRUE soul mate.
LOIS: I don't care. I'm his pregnant wife.
CLARK: It's okay, honey. I'll share.
DAILY PLANET HEADLINE: "Superman Dies in Freak Kryptonite Accident, story by Lois Lane Kent."
Oops? Also, wouldn’t that be dangerous to her baby?

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quote:

quote: or another trap, he wanted to experience every bit of it.

ER: /suggests that Lex Luthor might be an evil Senator someday/

Nah. It couldn't be!
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quote:Lex has a thing for smart blondes.
CLARK: Funny thing about that…

Actually, Lex has a thing for women with REALLY long hair... if you recall.
It even transcends stories. Must be so he can use them to escape towers where he gets locked up with his lady of the week.

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quote:LEX: Since when is squatting a fly considered murder?

CLARK: How did he know I could... [Embarrassed] I mean, I don't fly! oh. right. Never mind.
I do confess that the ‘fly’ was influenced by ‘Lords of the Flies’.

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So, you don't like Clark with a spine?
[Linked Image] He tends to chase Lois off?

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quote: LOIS: *please please please let him try*

[Rotflol]
LOIS: How... How did he do THAT?!
Guess the subtext?

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quote:Lois!
CLARK: I’m not into that kind of thing.

LOIS: [Wallbash] Superman!
So, more of a job for Superman, then?

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quote:I believe that’s what polyandry was invented for.

See, Clark could have taken his secret further.
What I keep saying.

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LOIS: He's a lunkhead, all right. But he's MY lunkhead.
CLARK: About that...
LOIS: /points to earlier headline/

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Don't worry. There'll be more angst, just a different type.
[Linked Image] Michael

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