Originally posted by Darth Michael:
EW: A Robin with better skills than Batman. That WOULD be funny. /If Clark had been Batman's Robin/
ER: Because he’s got both morals and lockpicking skills? Plus, knows how to put two and two together to get three? On the downside, he’d never be able to pick out the Joker in a likeup of clowns.
CLARK: Hey! I take offense to that. I don’t look like a clown.
Because their bone structure is all the same under their "masks"?
LOIS: /in a husky tone/ Oh, so you want details about my Clark fantasies?
ER: /please/
Patience.
LOIS: Patience? I'm really starting to hate her.
EW: /wait. Isn't that exactly what happened during his birthday dinner? Before she proposed the ruse?/
ER: /scratches head/ That was sometime last year, wasn’t it?
Our time, yes. In the story, February 28th.
Oh boy. Good luck with that. /peep/ I guess Bobby congratulating her and Lex on their baby (which he notices due to her eating habits) won’t work, huh?
Probably not, because even a non-pregnant Lois is known for stealing his food.