Darth Michael: I apologize for the delay in responding. It was a long noisy weekend. I'm happy for the quiet of another school day.
LEX: see, told you I’d teach her to compromise.
So, picking her battles is considered 'compromising'?
Although, in Suicide Slum, someone might still care if one were to carry Lois off into a dark alley to consummate. (There’s an nfic where Clark drags Lois into a dark alley to consummate). In the restaurant, the staff would not care if Lex invited her into his private room for some dessert.
They're paid not to care.
Wait. Clark had to DRAG Lois off to an alley to consummate? Did she have amnesia or something and he was trying to reverse psychology her brains back?
Does this mean she’s also going to [help Lex find himself] and [give him what he truly deserves] and [teach him her favorite taekwondoe move] and finally [let Clark teach him about being a handy man]?
Perhaps those are all included in the Lois Investigation special?
Awww..aren’t they adorable in their mating dance?
LOIS: No. No. No. *This* has nothing to do with mating.
LEX: Adorable, isn't she?
Umm…there’s an extra punctuation mark in there…
Possibly.
Recovering Comma Slut... I guess it's like alcoholism, once a comma slut, always a comma slut. Thanks. Fixed.
Plus, shouldn’t she be grateful that she’s able to turn on at least one guy in Metropolis?
RALPH: Ahm…?
LOIS: ER said ‘guy’ not eunuch.
RALPH: [Decides not to fight Lois on her definition due to what happened last time]
LOIS: There's only one man in Metropolis I want to turn on.
CLARK: Well, that counts me out, because I'm always 'on'.
LOIS:
![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/midi/konfus/a050.gif)
I don’t think that’s very diplomatic of her.
ELLEN: She’s always had a flare for the dramatic, ever since she announced that she’d just raise her child at Sam’s if I was so against her keeping the brat that that Brazilian exchange student put in her belly during junior prom.
You mean, since Sam wasn't likely to notice? So, what happened to the kid?
What does she mean by ‘all men’?
LOIS: All men of my acquaintance. Well, except for Ralph.
RALPH:
Lois thinks I'm a man!
CLARK: /huh/ When has she ever been subtle?
/pssst./ Notes. Information about her investigation. Her entire life since finding out Clark's secret.
AKA a priceless artifact.
Technically, I feel that Kryptonite would fall under priceless gem rather than artifact, since usually 'artifact' means made by man.
I don’t think her urges are entirely healthy.
CLARK: Or legal.
LOIS: Gee, Michael, can't a girl fantasize.
LOIS: Let’s go storm chasing?
CLARK: /jawdrop/ You want to have a threesome with Ororo?
LOIS: We'll discuss it after you take me to see the lightning show.
afterwards...CLARK: So....
UW: No. Excuse me, I have a long standing date with Lex's brain.
“Lex, I enjoy our friendship. Why ruin it with marriage?”
CLARK: Funny, she said the same thing to me.
CAT: Told you.
LEX: We don’t need an arch bishop for that.
LOIS: Don't need an arch bishop for what?
LEX: To consummate our relationship.
LOIS: But... but... /thinks 'octopus'/ I'm saving myself for marriage. That way I know that the man isn't just pretending to be interested in me for my body.
LEX: Arch bishop it is then. /sighs/ Why are all the women I'm truly interested in such sticklers for this detail?
MRS. COX:
It's not just me!
It’s her superpower? – her parents. Her sister. Her sister’s boyfriends. Her Brazilian loverboy from highschool. Linda. Paul. Claude. Mitchell. Clark. Perry.
Yep. Anger and ruining relationships.
LOIS: Gee, aren't I a lucky duck?
The path to a woman's heart is through keeping her out of the kitchen.
LOIS: He doesn't listen, does he? Not diamonds. I like green stones.
LEX: Emeralds?
LOIS: :rolleyes:
LOIS: [thinking about a man with horns]
LOIS: I have no idea to what you could be referring, Lex.
He didn’t actually say that he thought that it was important.
No, he didn't.
She’s certainly gotten used to living in the Big Brother house.
She's in too big of a rush to be modest.
LEX: Score!
Maybe Lex just told him to make up an excuse? Or maybe, someone had made him sick and then had Patty disappear Lois’s job application as the new weather girl in the late night show?
Those are good possibilities.
Nah. He's been following her for a while. Just joking.
Everyone knows that you’ve been warming Luthor’s sheets…”
ER: [thinks that Bobby is about to end up handcuffed and shot in Hob's Bay]
So, too blunt, huh?
Yes, but what lesson can he take away from seeing his heart in Lois’s had after she’s pulled it out via his throat? Or from the heel that’s still lodged in there between his 3rd and 4th rib?
Hmmmm. So, you think I should tone it down?
LEX: What did *I* do? It’s not *my* fault she didn’t get the job.
ROBERTSON: So, this note saying, 'don't hire Lois Lane until I say so' wasn't from Mr. Luthor?
MRS. COX:
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Had Luthor’s prosposal been more romantic?
LOIS: /can't believe he thought either proposal was romantic/
Well, Lois, at least he has a nice body.
Maybe she’s just a really big slut?
CLARK: According to Cat, she isn't. And Cat would know.
CAT: Hey!
CLARK: Because you're the queen of gossip.
CAT: Oh. Right.
Maybe she’s just a neat freak and since she’s also an investigative reporter…?
Or maybe he’s getting green-slipped.
Green-slipped?
