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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
ER: I think we’re getting into Merchant of Venice territory here.

EW: Is that the one where the woman dresses like a man?

ER: That too. But I was going for how Shylock was forbidden from spilling a single drop of blood while cutting out Antonio’s heart. Same as Ralph was forbidden from touching Lois while sexually pleasing her.
Maybe I haven't seen that one.
LOIS: Also, Ralph isn't the only man forbidden from touching me. /checks list/ You know, it's just easier to name the ones... er... one who can. Clark.
CLARK: Yes? Did you want something?
LOIS: [Linked Image] Isn't he wonderful?
CLARK: What did I say?

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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