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ER: I think we’re getting into Merchant of Venice territory here.

- Is that the one where the woman dresses like a man?
That too. But I was going for how Shylock was forbidden from spilling a single drop of blood while cutting out Antonio’s heart. Same as Ralph was forbidden from touching Lois while sexually pleasing her.

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Or did you mean that Lois is assuming his protest over wording means he isn't protesting meaning?
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LOIS: Great. Now, add one Lex Luthor...
CLARK: Lois!
LOIS: But if he's still alive when the mudslide strikes, it's a natural disaster not murder, right?
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