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Originally posted by Darth Michael:

EW: Slowly, but surely catching up. If I do one of these a night... I'll catch up when you do.
ER: Slow and steady wins the race. Just like Clark with Lois, huh? And then Lois wins. And wins some more evil
dizzy In name only.

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He should have said that she’s a coalesced chunk of Midichloriens. Then he would now be in a relationship with Lois.
Except that this is 1994 and neither know what Midichloriens are.
CLARK: It's what gives me my power? Right?

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JIMBO: <<raises hand>> I've been feeling a bit chumpy lately.
Jimmy: ‘Chunky’. *sigh* He always messes those up.
JIMBO: No, *'chumpy'*. Feeling like Lois is playing me for a chump.

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LEX: I don't really care about fertility. I'll just bang her till I get bored.
ER: [suddenly in shock that Lex Luthor is evil after all]
CLARK: *This* is surprising?

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John: I thought he hooked up with some lady and eventually had children,

MARA: *Some* lady? *Some*? I was the Emperor’s Hand. I was in the third chapter of the first book that really started the entire EU. *Some* lady. Next they say that Clark’s wife was *some* Amazon.
ER: <<whispers to Mara>>
MARA: He married his *concubine*? Really? Now that’s tacky.
I must have missed those books. [Linked Image] Mara, huh? Is she related to Zara?

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LOIS: Don't anyone even *joke* about my chocolate!
ER: What happens when you force Lois to choose between chocolate and Superman?
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She’ll choose the chocolate and then go to Clark’s to strip naked and demand her due.
CLARK: Hey, Lois. Just because you got chocolate down the front of your shirt doesn't mean you need to take it... shock <<voice goes up an octave>> Laundry? Sure, I'll do your laundry. I do Superman's too. <<clears throat>> I think you got a bit on your pants too.

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.