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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
Exactly.
LOIS: I’ll take him.
CAT: I’ll train him!
RALPH: Why, why don’t you chiccas try a real man instead?
<<Lois and Cat stop fighting over Clark and look Ralph up and down, look at each other, and then back at Clark.>>
LOIS: I’ll take him.
CAT: I’ll train him!

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That’s what pesticides are for?
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CLARK: What? You telling me I actually *am* different from human males?
Actually, Clark, in this respect, Kryptonian dirty minds are very similar to Earth males... It must go back to when both species were monkeys.


VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.