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Only till the next Superman rescue during a thunderstorm
Yes, best to stay away from angry Lois on rainy days.

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And people say Lucy’s not a great gifter.
LOIS: No. Batteries weren't included. Luckily, I'm well prepared at home for any contingency.

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He could have helped fly and steer the plane.
CLARK: Only as a last resort.

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CLARK: Weird? hmmm. I don't think that quite describes her. -

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CLARK: I was thinking psychotic, manipulative, vindictive shrew, but I guess "weird" works.

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I’m not sure that’s legal for private citizens.
LEX: dizzy

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.