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Oh dear. Did a delivery truck spill his load of prepackaged microwave popcorn?
Don't be ridiculous, Michael. She's seen a picture of a cornfield before.

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CLARK: Well…in the early days it got started with the town’s maidens running around, trying to evade being captured by one of the corn farmers’ sons and being given a corn cob. These days, it’s much more civilized and the sons actually have to ask a maiden if she’s a) a maiden still, and b) if she’s interested in the corn cob he’s carrying.

LOIS: Lovely.

CLARK: So, you still a maiden?
drool Huh?

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Is there such a thing?
CLARK: That's what I'm worried about. Testing that theory.

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Oh boy. So, they’re going to share a room then.
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Well, he did not expect Zara to already show up. She’s several years early.
JONATHAN: Must be his first wife.

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Maybe she *should* elope. Ellen would be such a nightmare for her husband Also, do they have the same laws as New Troy about registering at a hotel as husband and wife making legally married?
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Well, that would be easy money for her. Oh well…
Really, and how would he prove it?

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So, green-K dust in the air?
Nope, just plenty of red-L in the air. (That's red Lois Kryptonite, BTW.)

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.