MMMmmmmmm. Ann, now *that's* pudding!

This conversation of English around the world reminds me of the time I was asked if I had a biro. I had no idea what they wanted. Did I have a barrow? Like a wheelbarrow? A buy-row? What could that be? Did I want to borrow something? After much repeating, they finally had to spell it for me, and I *still* didn't have a clue what it was!

On the off chance there is even one person out there as clueless as me, a biro is a ballpoint pen. Am I the only one who didn't know that?


"Hold on, my friends, to the Constitution and to the Republic for which it stands. Miracles do not cluster and what has happened once in 6,000 years, may not happen again. Hold on to the Constitution" - Daniel Webster