If that was a Kryptonite kidney stone, and we for some reason need to make Clark suffer even more, maybe you should make it so that the only thing that will fix it (other than passing it out whole) is break it with a laser... Clark's laser vision, to be more precise! Too mean? Would it still work? I don't know, but that was my truly evil thought of the day.


Danny: I see you in a uniform, flying. Have you ever considered a career in the Air Force?
Clark: Um...I'll think about it.
- From Smallville, episode Crush