New genre:
the METROPOLITAN (my Darling Jeep) RODEO Roller-Coaster...
come ride the newest, fastest, meanest Roller-coaster in Metropolis...
As the adds say:
Sit in your Jeep-cherokee and enjoy the finest things metropolis has to offer, including
" * twisting and turning through our Tunnel of LOVE,
* death-defying drops, and ghoulish ghost-trains filled with villainous vampires
THEN
* when you least expect it....
the M(DJ)R appears to return to the Tunnel of Love- but in actuality...approaches the Hobbs River-Rapids Ride, the tracks actually run into the water (getting us all wet with angry blood, sweat, and tears) as we are soaked in TANK-water (which tank? you may ask... septic or rain water?.... that is up to your interpretation of what TANK water is)
Until when we are about to give up holding our breath from fear of drowning in the TANK-water,
THE M(DJ)R roller-coaster brings us once again up the banks of the river and through a shower of (something as of yet not judged as it is undetermined) back through the tunnel of love and finishing up clean and dry, basking in sunshine glittering in a warm glow off the Globe outside of the Daily-Plannet
a.k.a. the PSEUDO-TANK....
Shorter Definition: One wild ride through literature, where the reader is thrilled to bits as they are given a twist in the tail before the tunnel-of-love turns into the UNEXPECTED Ghost-Train and then back into the Tunnel-of-love
