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Thanks for your patience as I respond to my full inbox.
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What? She might be dumping him for his own good, but that doesn't mean she won't still love him!
CLARK: Sounds unreasonable and stupid.
LOIS: And familiar? mad

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Apparently Clark's joke fell flat with more than just Lois.
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BATMAN: Always a good strategy, and yet so few of the villains out there use it.
They should add it to the handbook?

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But he was also a football player, so...
Either way, he likes women dressed up in spandex?

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Apparently it wasn't clear that's exactly what she did after she banged her fist on the Newtrich sister's table causing a splinter to lodge in Clark's forehead. Hence, why she went home and was crying into her chocolate chunk ice cream.
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SUPERMAN: /rolls eyes/ I never can win, can I?
SUPER VILLIAN HANDBOOK: No.

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ER: Well…he might get a stiff neck.
EW: From kissing Lois so much?
CLARK: /shrugs bashfully/ Well, if that's all I suffer...
While she’s floating and he has to tilt his head back.
LOIS: Wait, *only* your neck? dizzy
CAT: See? Ice Queen.

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Do you think mankind really wants to know the answer to that question?
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