Darth Michael: Thanks for your patience as I respond to my full inbox.
ER: /laughs at UW's outfit/
ULTRA WOMAN: *munching* Oh really? *munching* You think it’s a good idea to tickle a miserable superhero? *munching*
ER: /reconsiders/
Also, Ultra Woman in a Superman shirt!
What? She might be dumping him for his own good, but that doesn't mean she won't still love him!
Clark entered the apartment and shut the door behind him. “Lois, earlier this evening I was kidnapped by aliens and they performed these weird experiments on me, which gave my girlfriend temporary insanity.”
/huh/ They transplanted his brain into her?
Apparently Clark's joke fell flat with more than just Lois.
NELL: Lucille, I suggest a new strategy. Let the superhero win.
BATMAN: Always a good strategy, and yet so few of the villains out there use it.
“How do you stand it, Clark? How do you stand me?” she protested.
He shrugged. “You’re worth it.”
Yes. He was a nerd in college. So…well…
But he was also a football player, so...
Maybe she should break up with him for his own protection?
Apparently it wasn't clear that's exactly what she did after she banged her fist on the Newtrich sister's table causing a splinter to lodge in Clark's forehead. Hence, why she went home and was crying into her chocolate chunk ice cream.
STUFFY OLD MAN on news desk: And While it is nice that a woman is trying to help out, I sure would like to know where Superman has been this past week. Those poor souls in Brazil would still be alive.
SUPERMAN: /rolls eyes/ I never can win, can I?
NERD SQUAD: /but WE like the bikini!/
I guess they'll have to stick it out with WW's fan club instead.
Well…he might get a stiff neck.
From kissing Lois so much?
CLARK: /shrugs bashfully/ Well, if that's all I suffer...
Ah. She apparently wears the smarts pants in the family.
CLARK: And this was ever in doubt? Wait. What?
So, it affects women differently? At least once a month?
Do you think mankind really wants to know the answer to that question?
