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At least she doesn't do to him what she does to plants. The horror!
rotflol Yes, I believe it’s Clark’s job to provide *her* with coffee, not the other way ‘round.

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Give me the [censored] epidural! For the love of God, you sadist!
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Coupling, on epidurals:



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FN-2187
No, that’s a name, the NCC-1701’s a ship smile

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CAT: She certainly is the Ice Queen.


Lois: <hits Cat with an oversized ice cream spoon>
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Maybe he's born with that Earthly complexion. Maybe it's Maybelline.
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Maybe he should have used something sturdier than spandex, then?


Clark: I tried plate armor, but Lois threatened me.
laugh A bit of a chicken and egg situation, isn’t it?

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Clark: <does the math> Sorry, but blondes are statistically trouble in Metropolis. Including the blonde who writes my stories.
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LEX: I do not need self love.


Lois: That's not what I heard.
Burn!

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But it felt powerful to me, and kept driving home Clark's plight in my mind.
CLARK: mecry
(translation: that it did)

Let’s see what Together is about…

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