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Now it's my turn to be embarrassed. I thought I had replied to this FDK already. Forgive me.
[Linked Image] Yeah, I guess I kind of hid it at the bottom of the FDK. Wasn’t sure how long the FDK-FDK would take and wanted to get a head start on catching up.

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Do you really think he'd mention the other people at the pool?
CLARK: What do you take me for, a lunkhead?
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But won’t seeing her just make him think back of seeing her fornicating with the devil?
CLARK: Baby steps. Mind over nightmares.
Like the baby Lex put into her belly?

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Did he intake copious amounts of liquid courage to accomplish that feat?
No, he did that the night before.
Yes, but it would have all left his system by now. One way or another.

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Interesting how he feels the need to emphasize that he also won’t be seeking other *female* companionship for the night.
CLARK: Better safe than sorry.
Because jealous Loises are known to have acquired Kryptonite on occasion?

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Also, can you imagine this conversation if Lois hadn’t yet known?
LOIS: So, Clark, can you describe your swim trunks in detail, so I can get it right on my diagram?
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No, more like how Lois and Superman could now go skinnydipping there as the previous owner was now dead.
laugh But what will Mrs. Cox and Nigel say, when they find the pool occupied?

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<ER went all out on plot bunny>
How evil do you think I am?... scratch that. How about: That's really <twisted and evil. More machine now than man>
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So, he likes to keep things spicy?
It's the best way to kill the flavor of Lois's cooking? Oh, wait. That's not the kind of spicy you were referring to, was it?
[Linked Image] Although one would wonder if such an action on Clark’s part would make it more or less likely that he’d get to taste Lois’s cooking.

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No, a replacement for Lois.
EW: /We don’t talk about that in front of the Missus/
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LEX: Like mad dogs?
I thought it was TomCats who left their scent everywhere.
PHIL eek

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And does that make Jimmy the Hand of the King?
JIMMY: shock I don't like where this looks like it's going.

(I recognized the GoT reference, but Jimmy of course, saw something else.)
laugh Although, the last several hands of the king did have rather unfortunate life-ending events. Jon Arryn was allegedly poisoned, starting the current mess. Before that, we had Ned Stark’s father who got kind of roasted alive by the previous king, which coincidentally started the previous mess.

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/scratches head/ I’ve heard to don’t approve of hookers inside the Vegas city limits, or hotels for that matter, so…
And that stops them, how?
They can be put in prison?

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Busy night?
No, it just made him think what she might look like in said bed with him.
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LOIS: <still not fond of being likened to a hooker> Only the "last time"?
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Awww…young love. Soul mates.
So, it would be better if Jimmy died instead of lived happily ever after in Vegas?
Well… if you put it that way.

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Ethics in politics?
lol In Las Vegas? Wouldn't that be like having a organic farming convention in NYC?
I don’t know. According to television, NYC is full of health-nutty hipsters who like to grow their own pepperweed and only buy in organic grocery stores.

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No, she'd rather be the one everyone looks to for support, whether or not she wants to give it.
She sounds complicated.

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Originally Posted By: Michael
Originally Posted By: Wrong Clark 186
I’ve worked you to the bone,
ER: /has some ideas of what she means by this/
CLARK: /tugs at tie/ Not quite.
LOIS: Well, come over tonight 8pm and we'll see about that.
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Maybe if Clark came down in just his red swim trunks?
They'd make him go back upstairs and put on a tie and jacket.
laugh I wonder if they would require it of Superman, too.
SNOOTY MD: Of course. Monsieur Superman will have to wear a cravat and a smoking like everyone else.

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No, Lois doesn't want Clark's leftovers.
LOIS: I like international chocolate.
laugh She’s quite picky for a woman who makes a Fudge Sunday bucket out of her shopping bounty.

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BATMAN: Hey! That's my catch phrase.
ROBIN: What am I chopped liver?
BATMAN: Bait.
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SUPERMAN: Just like Lois!

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Like trying to get a Vegan pregnant?
Who said that Jenny was vegan?
JENNY: I eat meat.
JIMMY: <goes to a dark dark place>
JENNY: You're so weird.
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Maybe a photo of himself and a lifesized Superman cardboard cutout?
CLARK: Hey, I happen to know a place where I can get one of those. But that's more of a birthday type present.
LOIS: Yo, Dan!
So, she’s now looking for better prospects?
DAN: My satisfaction guaranteed.

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