No, but my writing/computer time did fly out the window this week.
Oh dear! You need to have a serious discussion with RL about EW-happy time
/I know. I know. Where's the fun in that?/
Oooh! Oooh! I know! I know! It’s the FDK
METROPOLIS STAR: /headline/ Bomb explodes plane. There's only one survivor, but he doesn't want to talk to media.
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RALPH: I usually do that in the storage cabinet in the office.
Not pee. Dry out.
That’s awfully specific, there.
LOIS: Get back to Metropolis this instant, Chuck!
Lois a bit proprietary?
EW: There was a reason I added clarification.
Maybe he just received poetry?
EW: /points above to Union Station reference/
LOIS: So, my place... but it's bugged, soooooo...
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Maybe he should make an honorable woman out of her, then?
CLARK: /coughs/ Curse.
Fortunately, making her honorable doesn’t necessarily include making her happy.
/notices Phil eyeing her/... that I'm donating to the local homeless shelter?
Some ex-stock-broker who got the worse end of a Luthor deal: Hey, look. That looks like it could be mine…
I'm thinking she'll enjoy it more after a month or two.
It’s an acquired taste?
MARTHA: That wouldn't have been nice. True, but still not nice.
Funny, how Martha limits her scolding to the taunting and not to not stopping the fall.
MARTHA:
That’s what the pavement is for.
(next week) DIRT DIGGER WEEKLY: Luthor's Whore's two-timing boytoy out on the town the night of Luthor's death. Details inside.
LOIS:
CLARK: Because they called you a whore’?
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So, he’s a bit scared of his little mad dog?
CLARK: <yes, but please keep it quiet>
BATMAN:
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Okay, lots scared.
LOIS: <likes her boytoys broken in> Finally, a real relationship!
I'm sorry was I supposed to include a TANK HAIRCUT WHAM warning before the part when Lois gets a haircut?
No, I was just trying to place her hair-style as the universal timeline constant.
CLARK: <not happy about being the bright center of the universe> So, she doesn't like me?
It had been Luthor's choice to expose Superman to Krytponite to make him lose his powers so that he was unable to fly when insane billionaires thought Metropolis was a giant mirage of water instead of a river of concrete. Where's the loophole?
Well…for starters, Superman actively tried to interfere in the coupling of a soon-to-be-wed couple. The groom might have felt cuckolded and decided that life’s not worth it. Then there’s the constant spying that Superman does. That could drive a man to suicide. We also have the systematic attempts of Clark Kent and his crew of ne’er-do-wells to discredit Luthor in the eyes of the public and his fiancé. We also should consider the MPD’s involvement in Lex’s alleged suicide.
LOIS: Kryptonite poisoning. Why don’t you come lay down on my bed? I’ve got some of your favorite ties to keep you company.
CLARK: Gosh, Lois, you’re so… why are they tied to the bedpost?
/offers up IKEA diagram/
CLARK:
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Step on a man’s … ego...
Get ego all over your shoe?
When should be a good time? Right before Wells returns with the antidote to the curse?
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Like…telling her the *gasp* truth?
CLARK: I didn't lie... just omitted.
I don’t think that line’s going to work with Lois.
LOIS: Depends on whether he’s already naked and tied to my bed…
CLARK: Now, why did he have to bring up Alt-Lois for? <thinks the ER is referring to his ex-Lois>
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Because they’re in public and he’s got a hangover?
Because when you're not feeling well romance is the last thing on your mind. Or is that just something weird that women experience?
CLARK: Umm…yes. Romance. Right. That’s what I was going for!
A really unpretty version of you?
LOIS: And you thought she was *me*?
CLARK: Ooooh. Pretty. And the jewelry... Ow!
Also, isn't that kind of what happened to him when he saved her from the thugs next to the elevated train?
LOIS: See. You've got a problem.
SUPERMAN: Hi, my name is Kal-El. I have a problem. I like to rescue women from dangerous situations.
JUSTICE LEAGUE: Hi, Kal-El.
LOIS: Clark, can you explain this video someone forwarded to me of Superman in a den of hookers?
CLARK: That's not me!
LOIS: Uh-huh.
He could try finding the beauty marks on his body and pointing the lack of them out to Lois.
LOIS: I’d have to verify those for myself, of course. For instance, there’s the one you say that you have on your buttocks…?
CLARK: See! I mean, no, that's not what I meant. I trust you, Minha.
Afraid of rabid dogs?
Oh, dear. Had Lois been sprayed with Revenge and come on to Luthor? <EW doesn’t like her own train of thought>
Why is it mean to talk to someone in the shadows?
Because it’s like when you are sitting at a hospital bed in the ICU and squeeze off the oxygen line?
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LOIS: /mad/
CALL-ME-DANIEL: /wave/
So, he's coming to town early?
It would be one possible next step, yes?
CAT: Me! I will! Me! Choose me!
So, Cat not happy with Clark for the recent marital trouble?
The Clark who knows that she knows CK=SM.
Because she’d be getting really mad once she finds out the interruption was fake?
EW:<suggests feeding Lois delicious CLARK bars>
CLARK: A wild weekend of sunbathing?
When there’s girls involved?
Technically, he hasn't met any version of Mayson, yet.
Oh, this one hasn’t dates Alt-Mayson yet?
DR. FRISKIN: Superman, what do you think of what Clark said?
SUPERMAN: Oh, sorry, I wasn't listening. Damsel in distress. Excuse me.
CLARK: We're staying at a hotel, not at Spencer Spencer's private retreat!
JIMMY: <sad they’re not going to the Montecito>
TV show: Las Vegas
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Because then they’d have a girl with them in the room?
JIMMY: Mad Dog's a girl?
She’s inappropriate for Clark to date, so…’girl’?
LOIS: Inappropriate? Why am I ‘inappropriate’? <insert string of blue language>
Just finished S1 last week.
I find watching TV interferes with my writing and FDK responses.
I did get the first DVD of Game of Thrones though.
Also, how many episodes is that?
That's one R-rated show, isn't it?
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Yes, there is a lot of blood and on-screen violence.
Is there any characters I'm going to like who don't end up dying or giving up their morals?
Umm…do characters count whom you don’t like now but will grow to like later on because they find their morals and who haven’t yet died by the end of book 5?
LOIS: It so explains a lot to know that you were an unwed mother who gave up her son because he interfered with your partying lifestyle.
I thought we agreed that he was learning?
Doesn’t mean he can’t make a misstep or two along the way?
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Maybe she had a vision that the plane would make a detour to the Bermuda Triangle?
But... but... but... this Lois hasn't gone a cruise over there?
She needs a reason to go there? And finding Clark could be just as well as disposing of a Kryptonite bullet. Although, I do recommend separate trips for those two acitivities.
Um... I thought the Hellmouth was in Southern California?
According to Giles, there’s a second one in Cleveland.
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Translation: My problems are more important than you.
CLARK: Oooops.
‘Female’ is quite a difficult language to master, isn’t it?
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He could get a hearing aid?
But he heard her.
Almost didn’t.
CLARK: Never mind, get me the hearing aid. I couldn't understand a thing Michael was whispering.
Fine. She doesn’t look like those nice round faces without any hair on top.
Originally Posted By: Michael
Originally Posted By: EW
Has Clark redeemed himself or is he still in the running for Lunkhead of the Year?
You have to ask?
Soooo, redeemed himself?
Umm…the other one?
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LOIS: I’m always right!
CLARK: <doesn’t think her opinion counts>
LOIS:
Michael
