Okay, I'm trying to clean this up to send to Labrat over in the Archives. While going through the list one more time, I had a few questions (Darth Michael, the new boards really don't like you. It once more deleted some of your comments.
Good thing I had gotten most everything prior to the move, except the last few suggestion).
30: Double Jeopardy: Clark: Adding and Abetting
Refresh my memory here, Michael. Aiding and Abetting of what?
50) Superman refuses to aid a prisoner getting beaten by another while in jail in MoSB. (In some jurisdictions this falls under the Good Samaritan "duty to assist" laws.)
Personal note: Superman isn't allowed to use his powers, and if he were human getting involved would just get himself hurt, plus the guy deserved it. I doubt any jury would convict him.
51. Ordinary People: Superman, transporting cheese into the US from Switzerland without declaring it at customs. Smuggling.
Just double checking my facts here, but wasn't it Cheese from France, Chocolate from Switzerland, and a Pearl from Japan? (Snow from the mountains probably doesn't need to go through customs, does it?)
In 'Church of Metropolis', Superman smashes the monitor(s) in the secret lair after tracking the bug they tried to plant on Clark back to it. Yeah, they're bad guys, but it's still destruction of private property. He should also get a slap on the wrist for the punny, "Now stop bugging people!" while smashing it.
I don't think that's a criminal offense. We'd have to check with Lynn SM, our resident Pun Police.
a. I think the fact that Martha and Jonathan did not warn the authorities about a flying object falling in a field and moreover keeping it, and adopting a baby without proper verification by social services.
b. They went to Shuster field (trespassing).
Good ones!
When Irish eyes are killing : Superman involuntarily killed Patrick with his laser vision.
Although without a body we can’t be too sure that Patrick is really dead, or just Voldermorted.
MJD : Clark in Superman attacks John Doe, got him by the throat (assault).
Was this before or after John Doe is President-Elect?
DLW : a. Clark protects an escaped felon, Lois after helping her to break of jail.
That one is already on the list.
b. Well, not sure that can be considered a theft, but he takes from the attorney Clemmens the case found when Lois "pulled the trigger" that should have been with the other incriminating evidence.
I'll count it.
We're WAY past 100, but there were a few more episodes with no crimes listed. Does anyone know of anything else we can include?
S1
FlyHardBarbarians at the PlanetS2
The PranksterReturn of the PranksterWhine, Whine, WhineS3
ContactHome is Where the Hurt IsTempus Anyone?I now Pronounce you…Big Girls Don’t FlyS4
Brutal YouthBob and Carol and Lois and ClarkGhostsFaster than a Speeding VixenI’ve Got you Under My Skin
