Lois and Clark's Crimes – By Episode
SEASON ONE:
The Pilot
1) Lois and Jimmy (and then Clark) went into a secure area of EPRAD to take a look at the Messenger wreckage - Trespassed
2) Lois and Jimmy used a lock pick to enter the Messenger Hangar – Breaking and Entering
3) Clark broke in (literally) and entered the Messenger Hangar - willful property damage to the Messenger hangar's door.
4) Superman and Lois both trespass onto the Prometheus shuttle.
5) Lois also planned on traveling without permission / (attempted) stowaway.
6) Clark uses his heat vision to destroy the engine of the machinery that was about to demolish the theater – Vandalism
7) Clark - international travel to China without a passport and avoiding Customs.
8) Clark flies without a permit or filing flight plans - at the very least, possibly many more or all episodes.
9) Lois and Clark enter into what appears to be a condemned building to speak to Dr. Platt. (We see them ducking under the yellow cordoned-off tape.) Trespassing
Strange Visitor
1) Lois & Clark – Espionage
2) Clark steals/pockets the globe. Theft. (Yes, I know it's technically his and all...)
Neverending Battle
1) Superman bends Luthor's sword - Destruction of personal property.
2) Superman shoots a gun at Lex Luthor (okay, he deserved it). Attempted murder / Reckless endangerment.
I’m Looking Through You
1) Clark takes the torn piece of the invisible suit when Helene shows Lois and Clark Alan's wrecked lab. Removal of evidence from a crime scene.
Requiem for a Superhero
1) Breaking and entering Menken's Gym (specifically Dr. Sam Lane’s medical office).
I’ve Got A Crush on You
1) Lois follows Toni Taylor into a condemned building. Trespassing.
Smart Kids
1) Clark stole a sample of Mentamide 5 - Theft
Green, Green Glow of Home
1) Clark and Lois sneak into a quarantined or secure area (Irig's farm) - trespassing.
2) Clark attacking Trask in self-defense of him and his family - attack on a government agent.
Man of Steel Bars
1) Clark uses super speed to be "Superman getting out the shower" - Contempt of court [Since he broke his promise to not use super abilities. (And this seconds *after* he catches himself about to heat vision up some tea.)]
2) Superman refuses to aid a prisoner getting beaten by another while in jail. (In some jurisdictions this falls under the Good Samaritan "duty to assist" laws.)
Pheromone, My Lovely
1) Clark stole an atomizer of Revenge - Theft
2) Perry sexually harasses Rehaila.
a. Lois sexually harassed Clark.
3) Cat has sex with the copier repair guy in a public place (the copy room). Public Indecency / Lewdness. (depending on the jurisdiction, she might have to register as a sex offender if charged.)
a. Clark looks into the Copy room and sees what Cat and the repair guy are doing. Especially since he responded to hearing noise in there, this may well count as voyeurism.
Honeymoon in Metropolis
1) Lois committed B&E at the Thaddeus Rourke’s Apocalypse Consulting offices.
2) Lois and Clark listen in on Rourk & Harrison’s conversation at Apocalypse Consulting - Eavesdropping
All Shook Up
1) Jonathan hits Clark with the baseball bat – (attempted) Assault
2) Martha's attempt to help Clark fly - attempted murder.
Witness
1) Clark, destruction of the bullet which is evidence of an attempted murder of Lois. Destruction of evidence.
Illusions of Grandeur
1) Superman - destruction of public property (specifically, parking meters).
Ides of Metropolis
1) Hiding Eugene, an escaped convict. "aiding and abetting" (Harboring an escaped Felon)
2) Lois bribes the bailiff to let her have 'a minute alone' with Eugene Laderman in the holding cell. ("Rewarding Official Misconduct in the first degree")
3) Lois takes away Eugene's gun from him - possession of stolen property / unregistered firearm / concealed weapon.
4) Lois attacks Detective Reed to protect Eugene (and disarms her in the process). Assaulting a police officer.
Foundling
1) Superman - Takes Globe from location of where kidnap victim Jack was found - Removal of evidence from a crime scene.
The Rival
1) Lois and Clark break into Carpenter's office. Breaking and entering / trespassing / computer trespass
Vatman
1) Superman, international travel avoiding customs and proper processing to France.
FlyHard
Barbarians at the Planet
House of Luthor
1) Clark, Jimmy, and Perry - harboring an escaped Juvenile Detention Center prisoner (Jack).
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SEASON TWO:
Madame Ex
1) Lois steals medical files from Dr. Heller's office - Theft.
a. locks the temp in a room to do so – unlawful imprisionment
2) Lois - improper disposal of a radioactive substance (the kryptonite bullet)
Wall of Sound
1) Lois - assault of the guard at the Stoke Club.
The Source
1) Lois and Clark break into the offices of Virologic while posing as copy repair personnel and look through confidential files. Trespassing / breaking & entering [I believe Bender even threatens to have them charged for this one.]
The Prankster
Church of Metropolis
1) Clark / Superman impersonates a police officer
Operation Blackout
1) Lois and Clark - Impersonating US soldiers (Federal crime to impersonate a decorated soldier.)
2) Lois and Clark – broke into Fort Truman - Trespassing on government land
3) Lois steals a military vehicle and uniforms - Theft.
That Old Gang Of Mine
1) Superman dangles Dillinger upside-down from a building to gain information. (Attempted Murder in the 2nd degree?, Attempted Assault?, Menacing in the 3rd degree, Reckless Endangerment, etc.) [Let's not get into nit-picking whether or not this constitutes a crime since Dillinger is technically a clone. That's just a whole other can of worms. For the sake of this discussion, let's just say a clone life is equal to a human or Kryptonian.]
2) Clark fakes his own death. (Granted, he finds a way to resurrect himself...)
3) Clark takes the movie ticket stub that was on the floor at the bank – removal of evidence from a crime scene
4) Lois - illegal gambling
5) Perry is in possession of (and presumably drove to his house) an uninsured vehicle. True, it was on loan, but you still (in most places) cannot legally drive an vehicle that has no insurance on it.
Bolt from the Blue
1) Lois and Clark sneak into a cemetery after hours. Trespassing.
2) Clark destroys the tatoo artists disk so that Lois can not track down who the guy who got the tattoo was - destruction of property
Season’s Greedings
1) Lois takes Space Rat (did we ever see her pay for it?) - theft
Metallo
1) Superman - accessory to John Corbin's murder ...? Or excessive use of force?
Chi of Steel
1) Lois - trespassing for her going into the men's club, and accessing data there.
The Eyes Have It
1) Martha attempts to pick Clark's lock. Attempted breaking and entering.
2) Jimmy actually *does* pick Clark's lock. Breaking and entering.
The Phoenix
1) Lois does not immediately report Lex to the police when she recognizes him - aiding and abetting / failures to report a wanted felon
Top Copy
1) Lois steals Mayson's beeper. Theft of personal property.
a. Maybe some other charges related to locating the witness at the safe house?
Return of the Prankster
Lucky Leon
1) Superman: Stealing a nuclear device.
2) Superman: Detonating a nuclear device in the atmosphere. [I think we could formulate a treason/terrorism charge for either of these that gets him the death penalty in a federal court.]
3) Superman hands over nukes to terrorists after stealing them from legit US soldiers. Terrorism . (Um, Clark, about that "checking your sources" thing you do as a reporter...)
Resurrection
1) Lois and Clark break into Mayson's office in Resurrection. Breaking and entering.
Tempus Fugitive
Target: Jimmy Olsen
1) Clark with Lois's help impersonates a doctor, enters secure areas and disrupts the operation of a hospital. criminal impersonation and trespassing
Individual Responsibility
1) Lois and Clark breaking and entering into Newtrich's office.
2) Superman allows the payroll check thieves to escape. Aiding and abetting.
3) Superman does nothing to prevent the kidnap of Perry White in. Aiding and abetting.
Whine, Whine, Whine
And the Answer Is
1) Clark stole jewelry for Mazik. True, he was coerced into doing so, so the courts would probably go easy on him if he had actually been brought to trial, but he did, nevertheless, steal from a jewelry store. – Breaking & Entering, Theft.
2) Superman murders Lois Lane with his freezing breath and then thaws her out again -Reckless endangerment and Promoting a Sucide Attempt
a. Lois suicide by superhero
3) Clark impersonates Sergeant Zymack on the phone - impersonating a police officer
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SEASON THREE:
…We have a Lot to Talk About
1) Lois - she breaks into Joe the Blow's room and looks over his materials. Trespassing.
Ordinary People
1) Superman appears to freeze Spenser Spenser to death. - [Admittedly, he would undoubtedly be exonerated on the grounds that his actions were in self-defense. Also, do we even know with which country the island is supposed to be a part of -- hence with which laws might apply there? ]
2) Clark - cruelty to animals for heating up the sand in the path of the tiger.
3) Superman, transporting cheese into the US from Switzerland without declaring it at customs. Smuggling.
a. Same with Pearl from Japan?
Contact
When Irish Eyes are Killing
Just Say Noah
1) L&C may be considered to be trespassing when they enter Smiley's back room.
2) L&C - Even though they realized that the torn page belonged to Smiley, instead of returning it, they took it off of his property. - theft
3) Lois and Clark took the torn page from the dead woman's shoe (Janet?). Withholding / removing evidence from a murder scene.
Don’t Tug on Superman’s Cape
Ultra Woman
1) Lois uses her super power to look through Clarks clothing - violation of privacy.
2) Lois tosses the park gate. We then here a car getting smashed (by the gate). Destruction of personal property.
Chip Off the Old Clark
SuperMann
Virtually Destroyed
1) Jimmy and Superman - computer trespass
Home is Where the Hurt Is
Never on a Sunday
1) while in Jamaica as a green reporter, Clark ran the story of Hendricks/Baron Sunday and the gun running operation, presumably without checking all his sources. A background check later proves Hendricks was completely clean. Libel and defamation of character
2) Lois steals the needle from Baron Sunday's plane when they go to pay him a visit, robbery.
The Dad who Came in from the Cold
1) Superman hides the briefcase at the start of the episode just after the agent is killed would technically be illegal, since the people looking for it are actually government agents - removal of evidence from a crime scene / murder
Tempus Anyone?
I now Pronounce you…
Double Jeopardy
1) Clark: Adding and Abetting
Seconds
1) Lois acting as Wanda Detroit assists Luthor in breaking into Star Labs and stealing some things. - breaking and entering / theft
Forget Me Not
1) Lois uses a gun to try to kill Perry - attempted murder [True, she has been hypnotized into doing it by Dr. Mendenhall].
Oedipus Wrecks
1) Lois punched Deter out - assault / battery
It's a Small World After All
1) Clark impersonates a Navy SEAL. (Federal crime to impersonate a member of any military branch.)
Through a Glass Darkly
1) Lois and Clark nose around the For Sale property, without anyone being around/any realtor in the vicinity. Trespassing.
Big Girls Don’t Fly
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SEASON FOUR:
Lord of the Flies
1) Lois - Solicitation.
2) Superman hired (accepted services) of a prostitute
Battleground Earth
1) Clark partakes in a duel to the death. - Attempted murder? [Or is there actually an anti-dueling paragraph?]
2) Lois Lane - attacked the colonel who ordered the use of Kryptonite gas against Nor and Superman - assault on a government officer
Swear to God
1) Clark destroys Lamont's (Leo Nunk's photographer) film using his vision do-hicky (x-ray vision). – willful destruction of property. [Although, being that nobody present except Lois knows that CK=SM and she'd never testify against her husband, I doubt this willful destruction of property would ever make it to court.]
Soul Mates
Brutal Youth
People Vs. Lois Lane
1) Some of Superman's visits to Lois were clearly unauthorized and in violation of jail rules and procedures – breaking and entering? / trespass?
Dead Lois Walking
1) Superman breaks Lois out of prison. [Bad Superman, bad...] – Aiding and Abetting, Harboring a fugitive
2) Lois leaves prison – escape
Bob and Carol and Lois and Clark
Ghosts
Stop the Presses
1) Lois - rams her Jeep Cherokee through the doors of the missile silo - destruction of government property
Lethal Weapon
1) Superman, excessive destruction of public property.
Sex, Lies and Video Tape
1) Lois Lane - Lois got a discount at Chateau Roberge by claiming to be working on a story, even though she wasn’t planning on writing one - fraud.
Meet John Doe
Lois and Clarks
AKA Superman
Faster than a Speeding Vixen
Shadow of a Doubt
1) Superman - needless disruption of a crime scene. When he first finds someone strangled by Hanson, he breaks open the door, but since he can hear heart-beats and things like that he should be able to tell the guy is dead, and this seems to be negligent intervention on his part.
Voice from the Past
1) Superman murders Lois Lane (AGAIN) by freezing breath, and then thaws her back out. - Reckless Endangerment, AGAIN
I’ve Got you Under My Skin
Toy Story
1) Lois grabs Superman from little boy - theft.
Family Hour
1) Lois and Clark – Kidnapping of Baby
