Hmm...what to try to accomplish in 2014?
1. Lose those extra pounds (I'm not saying how many extra).
2. Complete Panem (and at least one of my Titanic fics, preferably Dare to Love, which I'm writing partly for the fun of writing about the 1960s).
3. Update my website.
4. Catalog all those piles of books I've obtained at work.
5. Learn to get along with the head of technology at work, even if he is a butthead.
6. Figure out the secret to making Easter lilies bloom at Easter (rather than at the 4th of July).
7. Figure out a way to protect my apricots, peaches, and berries from the birds (without harming the birds).
"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”
- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
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