Sorry, DC, it looks like if we evil writers want an Evil Writer's hat (or T-shirt) we'll have to get it on our own. It wasn't a top 14 vote getter.
VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.