Yeah, that alive and practicing law one is hilarious. I have to admit, I like the "date of conception" and "what were you doing at the time?" one as well. Embarrassing situation. Sometimes I think law school just teaches people how to talk for an hour and think up the dumbest question possible.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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