What do you call 5 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Or you could try:
http://www.lawyer-jokes.us/ http://www.ahajokes.com/lawyer_jokes.html http://www.lawlaughs.com/ [which is where I got this one...
Q: What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?
A: Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.]
Carol