A man is driving home, and on his way he sees the priest of his congregation. He picks him up and they drive on. A little while later he sees his divorce lawyer walking along - and decides to run him over. In the last second before he hits the lawyer he renembers the priest beside him and pulls the steering wheel around. But to his dismay he hears a loud BANG!
He apologizes to the priest: "Father, I´m so sorry!" The priest answers: "No problem, son. I still got him with the door!"
