Let's see...
Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?
A: Only three. The rest are true stories.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Q: Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?
A: New Jersey got to pick first.
Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A: If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
