Q: Why have scientists begun to use lawyers instead of lab rats in their research?
A: Because there are some things a rat won't do!
Another reason: Because the scientists got more attached to the rats.
Q. How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Only one. He just holds onto the lightbulb while the world revolves around him.
Q. How cold was it?
A. It was so cold that the lawyers all had their hands in their own pockets.
Btw, why are you wanting lawyer jokes, Sue?
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