Okay, I got hubby to give me a couple:
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
A: One is a bottom dwelling scum sucker and the other is a fish.
Ha ha ha! (Hubby's favorite)
And here's the other one:
Q: What do you call 1000 lawyers drowning at the bottom of a lake?
A: A good start.
LOL!
Enjoy!
**EDIT** Ooops, looks like Carol beat me on the lake one - I was still typing mine - on the phone with hubby.
