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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
LOIS: It doesn't matter how big or small Lex is, he's never going to touch this /points to self/
ER: Then how is Lex supposed to consummate the marriage?
LOIS: Consummation of marriage is SOoooo over-rated.
CLARK: hyper [Linked Image]

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LOIS: Don't worry, Lex, after that one time, I'm sure to kill myself.
LEX: /excited/ The perfect woman!
CLARK: [Linked Image]
LOIS: So, I'm *not* the perfect woman? mad
CLARK: [Linked Image] I just can't win.
LOIS: And *that's* why you always lose.

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.