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I think I can sneak one in before bedtime.
LEX: That’s funny. I thought the same about me and Lois.
SUPERMAN: [Linked Image]

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LOIS: How much harder to get do I have to play?
Maybe if she did a nationwide televised address, maybe on Jack Lemo, on how she would never, ever, not even if the fate of the Planet depended on it, engage in carnal relations with Lex Luthor.
LEX: So, if I buy the Planet and threaten to close it down if she won’t marry me…?
LOIS: He doesn’t know just how much a woman’s interest in sex with her husband drops after the marriage, does he?

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CLARK: I'm okay with that sentence. Sounds good to me. *Here*, okay?
A bit hard up, isn’t he?

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What?! You wanted a fantasy dream? Hmmm. I guess I could write one of those... or two... to tide the readers over.
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LOIS: And? Do I need to draw you a diagram? Fine! First, the cape and shorts get folded and set on the chair...
Looks they’re a matched pair when it comes to hard-upitiness.

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Thank you, Jason Trask. Next...
What? What?
TEMPUS: Let Gramps be. He’s not done a single bad thing against society.

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Hey! At least it wasn't Jimmy. [Big Grin]
LOIS: /makes vow to get back at EW for this/

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LOIS: Gentlemen? Gentlemen? I don't see any gentlemen callers around here, do you?

LEX: /glances at their fingernails/
CLARK: /busts out x-ray vision to make sure she's not hiding any more non-gentlemen callers around/
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