Originally posted by Darth Michael:
LOIS: You all forgot the part where that's NEVER going to happen.
I think she’s concentrating on the wrong aspect here…
LOIS: It doesn't matter how big or small Lex is, he's never going to touch this /points to self/
It means she only has to put out for him once and then he’ll leave her alone.
LEX: Or kill her. [replaces innocent look] I mean, yeah, sure.
LOIS: Don't worry, Lex, after that one time, I'm sure to kill myself.
Oh, so you mean NOW?
ER: [Tries not to look like he's been checking the dark side every day]
But that would ruin the surprise! It'll arrive when you're least expecting it.
LOIS: Oh. So, now!
EW: Or, not.
TEMPUS: Let Gramps be. He’s not done a single bad thing against society.
EW: So, does that make Tempus Lex's grandson or Tempus's?
ER: Jason’s related to Lex?
Ooops. I forgot who we were talking about. So, Tempus is Trask's great-great-great grandson.
TRASK: I wouldn't say he's that good.
TEMPUS: I killed Superman.
TRASK: I stand corrected.
LEX: Yes, he said that he loved Lois. Can't get less manly than a whipped hero, can you?
LOIS: /fans self/ I don't know. I thought he was *very* manly.
ER: I don’t think she’s going to take long until she combusts.
CLARK: That'd be awkward!
