LOIS: You all forgot the part where that's NEVER going to happen.
I think she’s concentrating on the wrong aspect here…
LEX: - That's why sex with Arianna never worked! I do usually like to try out the merchandise first, before purchasing. Then again, after the test drive, I'm never interested in the car after that.
LOIS: Is there any part of that statement that's supposed to make me not hurl my cookies?
Yes. It means she only has to put out for him once and then he’ll leave her alone.
LEX: Or kill her.
LEX: Yes, he said that he loved Lois. Can't get less manly than a whipped hero, can you?
LOIS: /fans self/ I don't know. I thought he was *very* manly.
I don’t think she’s going to take long until she combusts.
quote: LOIS: The only thing I'm crushing is the antacids for the sour stomach you cause me.
LEX: /pulls out sheet of paper/ I have a doctor’s signed affidavit that I’m very healthy and do not cause sour stomachs.
So, he's infertile?
Michael
