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NOO! the horrors.
I wonder what other rumors I could start about DJ? Did you know that she's expecting? Yeah, neither did she. shock

Sue (on-call tonight and currently sitting at her desk as she watches the server slowly circle the drain while she waits for the &*%^$ vendor to call her back)

Lois: You know, I have a funny feeling that you didn't tell me your biggest secret.

Clark: Well, just to put your little mind at ease, Lois, you're right.
Ides of Metropolis