You know, this wouldn't be (as much of) a problem if your sections weren't so short.
*flees*
*sets zip-com to "unavailable"*
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.