lol, this is hard. Cthulhu was a good one, and I do have a thing for Istanbul... But Woody managed to match all three expressions, so I think I'm going to have to go with him.
(Sorry, TEEEEJ. Maybe if you'd had a 12-sider? Or a d20? )
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.