Clark (staring at Lois): Oh, god! The Prankster struck again! Just how in the world did he get hold of one of my Superman suits...?

Lois (waking up):Huh...what? I've had plenty of fantasies involving this suit--fantasies that mostly involved taking it off...

"Clark? Why am I wearing Superman's suit?"


I have no idea where *that* came from! It's pretty much all that came to mind.

Silence is golden.
Duct tape is silver.

~Saw it on a T-Shirt.