*Lois and Clark are having a heated discussion. Of course, whenever Lois said 'You think you know everything!' or Clark said 'You're really high maintenance, you know that?' what they really meant was 'I love you.' Oh no wait, that's a different story... they really did irritate each other. Anyhoo, back to the argument!*

Lois: I'm telling you, Clark. Perry's lost it!

Clark: Just because he's been acting a little strange lately doesn't mean- *He's cut off as Lois turns his head to wear Perry just entered the bullpen* ...Where did Perry get that Wonder Woman costume?

Lois: See? Told you. That man needs a vacation.


Mmm cheese.

I vid, therefor I am.

The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.

Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*