Sarah, reading off screen: "... and then she said, 'Jimmy, I can make a man of you...'" Wow, this is fascinating!

Jimmy, thinking: "Note to self: Never blog at work. Never ever leave your blog on screen when you step away from the desk, even for a moment. Never ever ever leave a locked entry about a certain dream on screen..."

Sarah, continued: You know, I could practically write my thesis about this!

Jimmy, thinking: "... Never ever ever ever leave your blog up when there's a psychology student around..."

When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.